“I really liked this doula – I feel a lot more at ease about this whole ‘giving birth’ thing I’m supposed to do in 3 months after having just met her.”
“Yea? Well that’s good.”
“Did you like her?”
“Yea sure.”
“No really, did you? Enough to spend possibly 30 hours with her?”
“The woman comes equipped with an iPod docking station with speakers. She passed any criteria I had when she told us that.”
“Slut.”
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